Conversation with Aron after learning that one of our coworkers has a pet pig :
Me : It’s name is Pig Pig.
Aron : That’s a stupid name for a pig.
Me : I know, right? Obviously the best pig name is Bacon.
Aron : No, a good pig name would be Albert. Or Alfred. I can’t decide.
Me : What?! Those are people names. Not pig names.
Aron : Or Swines McGee.
Me : We are not naming our pig Swines McGee. Its name is bacon.
Aron : Wait, our pig? When did we decide that we’re getting a pig?
Me : Well, obviously we’re not getting one now if you think that Alfred is a good pig name.
Aron : Yeah, that’s why.
And now we can’t have a pet pig. Because Aron is unreasonable, and doesn’t know how to properly name a pig.